The Little Book of Humorous Quotations (PocketBook)

If it weren't for pickpocket I'd haveno sex-life at all.
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in "what made you pick this book I didn't want to be read to out of up for?"
A Collection of hilarious quotations on matters ranging from life, death, sex and marriage to the arts, politics, philosophy and drinking.