Is your pet a Real Cat? Would you like him to be one? These days, it's not so easy to be a Real Cat. The world of whole-milk-drinking, fence-howling tom-cats has been commandeered by fey felines who believe in fancy exercise classes, becoming celebrities, and going to exquisite buffets where quiche has replaced canned tuna. Open this book and you'll be reminded of all the ways a Real Cat rejects the false values of the cocktail party circuit and finds true happiness.