Next time you post an ad in the online classifieds, think again. I am out there, just waiting for victims.

I could be anyone from an ex-Navy Seal who wants to be a lifeguard at your pool, to a Chinese restaurant owner who is interested in your free litter of kittens, to a terrible speller who wants to be your receptionist.

If you are looking on the Internet for a deal that’s too good be true, or to sell your crap for a substantial profit, you should be warned; you might just end up with a gigantic pain in the ass.