This 96-page illustrated classic delivers Dave Barry’s irreverent take on dating, romance, and married life. With chapters like “How to Find Somebody to Go on Dates With” and “A Frank, Mature, Sensitive and Caring Discussion,” Barry skewers relationship clichés with absurd analogies, pie charts, and punchlines. From French kissing to Disney World honeymoons, it’s a laugh-out-loud guide for anyone navigating love with a sense of humor.