Don't get caught with your pants down! Keep this hands-on, how-to guide under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance. Experts provide illustrated instructions on what you need to know Fast:

• How to Fend off a Pickup Artist
  
• How to Determine If Your date is an Axe Murderer
• How to have Sex in a small space
• How to Deal with a cheating Lover
• How to remove difficult clothing
• How to Fend off an Obsessive Ex
• How to survive If you wake up next to someone whose name you don't remember

...plus a handy appendix of body language pickup lines, and useful excuses.